This is our most dangerous and controversial flavor. It’s been banned in 7 countries due to its mysterious origin. In fact, the name Tiger’s Blood literally means blood of a tiger. However, we can assure you that no tigers are harmed or drained of any blood in the creation of Tiger’s Blood, but we can’t guarantee that drinking a Tiger’s Blood Frazil will not make you fierce like a tiger or striped like a tiger or purr like a furry new tiger cub. Be bold like a tiger or tigress. We want to hear you ROAR!
Imagine biting into a fresh mango and the juice dripping down your chin. Now imagine you live in Oymyakon, Russia where the average temperature in the winter is -58 F. The juice instantly freezes and the children pluck frozen mangosicles from your beard, (trust us, you’d have a beard if you lived there) eat them and cry “восхитительный!” Mangos are extremely rare in this frigid city and become the most famous villager in the region. Now, try Simply Mango and be famous!
Raspberry juice, like the blood in your veins turns red when oxygenated. When deoxygenated the raspberries turn blue. Consequently, blue raspberries must be harvested in a vacuum, free of oxygen. The only people we know that are trained to work in oxygen free environments are astronauts. So next time you see our national heroes on a float in a parade, thank them for the incredible Frazil refreshment, Blue Razzmatazz. Because without them mankind wouldn’t have this drink…or Tang….or a flag on the moon. One small step for raspberries, one giant leap for Frazil!
Ready for a Southern brew that’s sweeter than Daisy Duke sippin’ an ice-cold lemonade on a hot, tar-bubblin’, afternoon? Then look no further than our own Southern-bell. With sweet peach and a splash of strawberry you won’t find a happier drink anywhere. So if you’re feelin’ a bit on the Southern side, pull up a porch swing, grab a fly swatter and pour some smooth slushy down your throat. It’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
Need a midday pucker punch? Originally, we formulated Green Apple Frazil for arousing hibernating black bears, reviving heart-attack victims and for use as a catalyst for cloningVelociraptors. Now it’s available for your benefit and enjoyment. Try sleeping through biology with this bad boy running through your veins.
When life gives you lemons some people make lemonade, others freeze those lemons down into the quintessence of refreshment – Frazil’s Lemon Ice! This 100% all-natural flavor takes the refreshment of classic lemonade to new levels. When the sun is beating down on your face, and the summer heat starts to turn a nice day into a sweltering wasteland, run straight to a Frazil machine and get this cool, delicious liquid guaranteed to satisfy and refresh.
Is there anything more delicious than a fresh, perfectly ripe tangerine? You can see yourself grabbing one, peeling it with victorious ease, and slowly biting into one of its tiny, succulent little wedges. You can feel your mouth perking up as you think about how it would be biting into that heavenly little flavor explosion. Now put that flavor in a cup and add a spritz of mango just to make sure it’s literally the best tasting drink you’ve ever had. Finally, the taste you’ve been craving, without having to peel it!
Frazil’s taken its own twist on a summertime classic, pink lemonade. It’s the perfect drink on a hot summer’s day. Ever since launching this flavor we have been getting notes from concerned grandmothers, worried that somehow we found out their own family’s secret recipe for pink lemonade and used that to create this refreshing beverage. Does Frazil’s Lemonberry taste so good it could be mistaken with Nana’s secret brew, only in frozen form? Yes. But we promise, no family secret recipes were stolen in the creation of this amazing flavor, although it tastes so good you may not believe us.
It’s tropical, it’s mysterious, it’s amazing. This perfect combination of banana, with a hint of strawberry and peach, is the trifecta that slush consumers everywhere have been craving. But Frazil’s Bermuda Triangle hasn’t just been tropical wonderlands and sunshine. The flavor has been linked with some unexplainable anomalies. Many people have mysteriously gone missing after drinking Frazil’s Bermuda Triangle. Thankfully all those who’ve gone missing have been found… always in the same spot… next to the Frazil machine… refilling their Frazil cup with Bermuda Triangle flavored slush. We’re still investigating the cause of such disappearances: Paranormal activity? Extraterrestrial beings? The allure of one of the best tasting slush flavors ever made?
Rock N’ Roll
What gives you the moves like Jaggar? What makes you want to twist and shout? What could very well be a stairway to heaven? Well, there are many who would answer with “Rock n Roll.” And we know what they’re really talking about, Frazil’s Rock n’ Roll, that perfect flavor combination of grape with a hint of blueberry and blue raspberry. Turn your tongue purple with this electric blast of flavor and make even Gene Simmons envious of your newfound glory.
Life is full of difficult choices. Like do you buy a hydroflask for $8000 dollars in the hopes that it will revive your languishing social status in school, or do you put that money into a shoe collection of various shades of checkered Vans to complete your VSCO dreams? Some choices are just too difficult to make. Like would you rather have a lemon-flavored Frazil or a lime-flavored Frazil? We’re not going to put you in that impossible situation. That’s why we’ve created Limonade, combining the refreshing sour kiss of lemon with the tart bite of lime. Now the only choice you’ll have to make is how soon can you go and get one?
Just as the Ghostbusters originally thought that crossing the streams of a charged particle beam would unhinge the natural world and end life as we know it, so too many people thought that mashing cranberry and pineapple together would lead to catastrophic disaster. But just as Egon Spengler was willing to risk it all by crossing the streams to save humanity, Frazil was willing to put it all on the line to potentially develop a mash-up flavor that could change the standard against which all other flavors are compared. How would we describe Smashberry? I believe Egon came close… “try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every taste bud in your mouth exploding at the speed of light.” Yea, that pretty much describes it.
“If you like Pina Coladas” makes for a great chorus to a song (just ask Rupert Holmes), but it also makes for a ridiculous, and completely unnecessary question…. because who doesn’t LOVE pina coladas? But Frazil’s Pina Colada is unique in that it uses special neural simulation technology to overtake consciousness in the brain, transporting the person to a small beachside shack on the northern shore of Puerto Rico or some other tropical getaway. If you haven’t tried a vacation that lasts 5-6 minutes and that only costs a few dollars, may we recommend you try Frazil’s Pina Colada!